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Posted on | April 11, 2012 | Comments Off

I wish my genitals had a pocket for stowing them during sleep instead of getting sprawled around like a dead octopus whenever I turn over.
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Gerry Hayes
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Gerry Hayes

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and deride my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.

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