Stare Into Space

About Me

Gerry Hayes is a garret-dwelling writer subsisting on tea, beer and Flame-Grilled Steak flavour McCoy’s crisps.

~~~

Recently, my work has (or will) appear on (or in):

  • The Whale In The Room – 10 x 10min play – Resonance FM (co-writer)
  • The Man-Eating Beast Of Wimbledon Common – Dominic Stinton directed short film (contributor)
  • Recorded For Training Purposes – BBC Radio 4

My prose-type stuff has been here:

  • The Problem With LEDs – Metazen Christmas Book and webzine
  • Original Sin – Metazen webzine

Also recently, I have managed to blag my way into the following:

  • Red Planet Prize 2008 – Finalist
  • Movie Mogul Fund 2008 – Finalist
  • British Short Screenplay Competition 2009 – Quarter Finalist
  • British Short Screenplay Competition 2008 – Quarter Finalist
  • Rouge Wave Short Scene Competition – Winner

Somehow, too, I succeeded in duping the BBC into inviting me to their BBC Comedy Writing Workshop in March of ’09.

As well as the odd post here at Stare Into Space, I also write regularly for:

And wrote a bundle of articles for this place:

  • Flickering Myth – Movie Blog and home of (among other things) my movie-rant archive.

~~~

Oh, and I don’t technically live in a garret, although I do write in a converted attic.  The tea, beer and crisps thing is true though.

Gerry Hayes

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and debase my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.

More information...
  • Find Me

  • Twitter @GerryHayes

    • Two pizzas is too much.
    • Last night, a bloke entered pub toilet, unbuttoned his fly and had a wee all one-handed as he texted with the other. We live in the future.
    • Blackbird making nest in my back yard. Soon I shall steal its eggs and devour their soft-boiled souls.
    • Can I get a grant to research snoozing? The money will go towards tea, biscuits and one of those blankets with sleeves.
    • IT WILL ALL HURT by Farel Dalrymple is a thing of strange and wonderful beauty http://t.co/3fal3O0r
  • Categories

  • Archives