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Gerry Hayes

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occassionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and debase my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.

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    • According to , BBC had a Tourette's doco tonight. Seems my head injury has given me Dead Zone-type psychic pre-tweet powers. Mar 17th
    • How often do you think Monsieur Gilles de la Tourette was called a French bastard? Mar 17th
    • I haven't shaven since 'the noggin incident' a week ago. Am looking pretty full-beardy. I may keep it (esp since itchy stage long finished). Mar 17th
    • There are people for whom a week or more in bed is a wonderful thing. These are odd people. Probably same sort who like nuts in chocolate. Mar 17th
    • Not to validate racial stereotypes, but I'd wager that, later tonight, some of my fellow countrymen will join my Fractured Skull club. Mar 17th

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