Email Me

You know how it works – fill in the boxes, do the sum to prove you’re not a weird, Internet bot and then click the button.  I will magically receive your message and will respond as quickly as my little fingers can type.

You could also email me in the old-fashioned manner by sending to:
gerry [at] thisdomainname [dot] com.

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occassionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and debase my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.