Posted on | April 9, 2012 | 2 Comments
The Universe and I rarely see eye to eye. I’d have followed the five-second rule if there weren’t jagged shards of porcelain everywhere. Stupid Universe.
Now I’m having cake for lunch.
2 Responses to “Damn you, Universe!”
AHHHHH!!!!! That sucks. It would be less painful if you had a dog to lick it up (after removing the shards of course).
I picked it all up very deliberately, mumbling and cursing the cosmos as I cleaned in order to deepen my annoyance. You’ve got to work at being grumpy.
I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and deride my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.
My peculiar flash fiction, DIVINATION, is currently available for your reading pleasure at Ink, Sweat and Tears.
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