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I Sat Through That? The Matrix Revolutions

Posted on | October 19, 2009 | 2 Comments

The shitty Matrix… No, the other one… Yeah, the third one.  What?  Yeah, I know the second one’s shite too but at least it had a bit of actual ‘matrix’ in it.  What’s that you say?  The first one’s shite too?  Well, with the benefit of hindsight it’s not the best film ever but I’ll give it a pass – I enjoyed it at the time.  Not like this drivel.

I Sat Through That? The Matrix Revolutions (the third one) – the Wachowskis stick a rancid, faeces-filled cherry on top.

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2 Responses to “I Sat Through That? The Matrix Revolutions”

  1. ellie
    October 25th, 2009 @ 7:34

    Oh man, I disagree. The 2nd is the worst. The 3rd, whilst possibly devoid of ‘matrix’, at least contained a whiff of a storyline to “entertain”. The 2nd was bullshit philosophy to confound.

  2. Gerry Hayes
    October 25th, 2009 @ 9:53

    Well, you’re entitled to your opinion no matter how incorrect. ;-)
    I just hated all that grey, raggedy crap with the humans and all that shooting the squids as they came through the roof just seemed like a crappy video game to me.
    The third’s the turd. Or, the biggest turd, at least.

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