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I Sat Through That? – The Lord Of The Rings

Posted on | September 7, 2009 | 5 Comments


I am courting controversy.  I am sacred cow-tipping – sneaking up on it as it sleeps the long, drowsy sleep of the utterly bored and giving it a ruddy good shove.  The cow will emit a torpid, barely audible moo before falling on its bloated, special-edition, extended arse where it will sit lazily without even attempting to get up.

The Lord Of The Rings: corpulent, lethargic, slow-moving, sacred cow.  You don’t get that time back, you know.  So much precious, precious time (no Golum comparisons intended).

I Sat Through That? – The Lord Of The Rings


Gerry Hayes

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and deride my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.

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