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Column: I Sat Through That? – Castaway

Posted on | August 10, 2009 | 2 Comments

Yeah, yeah, it’s got Tom Hanks in it – doesn’t mean it can’t be bad.  Look at The Da Vinci Code.  Hanks is fine in a Hanksy sort of way – he’s fat, he’s thin, he’s beardy, he’s clean-shaven, he’s the man of a thousand faces and bellies.  Castaway is still a bit pants though.

I Sat Through That? #5 – Castaway on Flickering Myth

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2 Responses to “Column: I Sat Through That? – Castaway”

  1. ellie
    August 15th, 2009 @ 15:26

    Tom Hanks is blaaahhhhh.

  2. Gerry Hayes
    August 16th, 2009 @ 16:50

    Blaaahhhhh, indeed. Eloquent as ever.

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