Gerry Hayes
I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and debase my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.
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I'll have a story in Schlock Magazine's quarterly special in September. More info when it's released.
There are a couple of my stories over at Metazen too. Check out Original Sin and The Problem With LEDs.
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- Why yes, I do have my mojo working, thank you very much. Sep 3rd
- Wife decided to work from home, thereby ruining my first day of routine re-establishment as school restarts. Selfish, that's what it is. Sep 1st
- Concerned I've crossed some line - have even smothered peas with Nando's Hot Peri Peri sauce. Aug 31st
- Wailing daughter opened her bedroom door and let go a couple of especially loud wails to ensure I heard. Aug 31st
- Daughter: Shut your mouth, you. Me: Don't tell me to shut my mouth. Daughter: Shut your mouth please? Aug 30th

June 3rd, 2009 @ 14:33
What about Leprechauns?
June 7th, 2009 @ 15:53
Ister: Leprechauns are ok. They’re Irish and, therefore, can be mollified by singing traditional airs about the ‘dirty English’. All Irish people are thought hundreds of these from our first day in school and so I can remain safe in the presence of belligerent leprechauns.