Stare Into Space

Gerry Hayes

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and debase my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.

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    • Two pizzas is too much. May 19th
    • Last night, a bloke entered pub toilet, unbuttoned his fly and had a wee all one-handed as he texted with the other. We live in the future. May 19th
    • Blackbird making nest in my back yard. Soon I shall steal its eggs and devour their soft-boiled souls. May 17th
    • Can I get a grant to research snoozing? The money will go towards tea, biscuits and one of those blankets with sleeves. May 16th
    • IT WILL ALL HURT by Farel Dalrymple is a thing of strange and wonderful beauty http://t.co/3fal3O0r May 16th

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