Stare Into Space

Feeling Polaroid

My new favourite app for the iPhone is ShakeItPhoto which allows you to turn your photos into splendidly crappy and brilliantly retro Polaroid images. I mean, look at these (click for bigger images at Picasa):

Aren’t they cool. You can convert images already on your iPhone or, more likely, you [...]

Christmas Past

As the wind hurls its more miserable and wetter brother, the rain, against my attic windows, I sit and consider the Christmas season just passed.  All in all, it wasn’t too bad.
A rather splendid Christmas dinner at my in-laws began the Christmas Waist Expansion in earnest.  Over the next few days, much beer was consumed [...]

Delicious? Darn tootin’, it’s delicious

Last week, I made some chutney.  Just a simple type of affair with some red peppers and a bundle of chillies and stuff.  It was the first time I made it but I was pretty sure I’d like it.  Stewed it up in a big pot and dipped in with a spoon every now and [...]

Amélie

How truly beautiful is this film?  Just found it again, showing on one of the C/E/More 4’s.  There are not enough good things to say about it.  I believe there are those that dislike the film.  I can only assume they are morons.
How truly beautiful is Audrey Tautou as Amélie?   All innocence and prurient [...]

Gerry Hayes

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and debase my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.

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