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Posted on | January 17, 2011 | 2 Comments
It's becoming increasingly unlikely that, one day, Scarlett Johansson and I will marry, settle down and raise our own ermine.
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Gerry Hayes
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Gerry Hayes
I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and deride my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.
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And Ryan Reynolds has no designs on me.
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