Stare Into Space

Nobody likes a smartarse penguin

Posted on | September 6, 2009 | 2 Comments

The penguins glare at me from the shelf.

A dozen of them, maybe more.  They glare and chatter in that penguiny way they have.

“We have classics,” they gloat, “many, many classics.  Great works; wonderful, worthy works full of magnificent, moving, powerful prose.  Prose that changed the world, that shaped imaginations and perceptions and lives.  Prose that touched people, that inspired, provoked and incited them.  Wonderful words that people have read and read and carried with them a lifetime.”

They add, slowly for emphasis, “we have beauty.”

The penguins wait, making sure it sinks in.

“And what do you have?” they ask.  “What do you have but an inferiority complex and a bunch of scoffing, anthropomorphised, flightless birds?”

I have no answer.

Bastard penguins.

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2 Responses to “Nobody likes a smartarse penguin”

  1. Mark Tarr
    September 6th, 2009 @ 15:49

    What you did wrong was allowing your pets to be cheeky with you.
    My Grandfather always used to say “litle books should be seen and not heard!”
    I mean, it’s one thing when your own books talk back to you, but when it’s other people’s books, well, I’m lost for words!

  2. Gerry Hayes
    September 8th, 2009 @ 9:57

    That’s why I called them ‘bastard penguins’, the little bastards.

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