Handy, bite-sized chunks
Posted on | December 4, 2008 | 4 Comments
I haven’t posted in a week. This is, in large part, due to the fact that I quite like having my good news post on the top of the list for any visitors to see (as I strongly suspect that many of you are far to lazy to actually scroll down to see if there are any other new, sparkly things – I suggest subscribing if that’s the case).
Also, I’ve been busy, ok. Oh, if I told you about all of the calls from agents and producers and studio-bigwigs and actors we’d be here all day. What’s that you say? Coppola? Frank or Sofia? I’ll call back. What? Spielberg? Wants someone to script Schindler: The Revenge? Yeah, yeah, I’ll call him tomorrow.
So then, slow posting? There is an answer.
No need to struggle with large, unwieldy and irregular posts like the constipated lady on the ad (the one carrying the big handbag full of food-scraps). Just follow me on Twitter and delight in frequent, easily-digestible bits of my brain.
Are you a ‘youth’ or someone desperately struggling to keep up the pretence? Then visit me on Facebook and, if you know how to work it, let me know.
Incidentally, through some Internet sorcery, the Twitter stuff shows up over in the sidebar too.
Disclaimer: Most of it will be shite. So, you know, sorry. I mean, as I post this, there’s a tweet (I understand that’s the word) about soup. Jesus, soup? What am I doing? I could have waited until there was something better but that may never happen.
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Gerry Hayes
I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and deride my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.
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“…like the constipated lady on the ad (the one carrying the big handbag full of food-scraps)”
Do you mean that daft bint with the dafter fringe slipping over the wet patch on the floor who does the ambulance chasing ad for Accidents-direct.com?
Haven’t seem the Accidents Direct ad. I just know her from her constipation work.
This is a rather shapely blog, did you design it yourself Sir? Was gonna click on the “chat with Gerry Hayes” as I’ve not seen that button on a blog before, but decided no.. Seemed a little too much like stalking : ) and , anyway I have to go to the dentist now – a huge lump of tooth just detached itself from it’s proper resting place… Scary.
Linda: The basic blog design is a WordPress template. I’ve modified it quite a bit but I can’t really claim credit. My ‘chat with’ link is quite new actually. I’m not even certain it works.