Stare Into Space

Shill: Redux

Posted on | August 7, 2008 | 2 Comments

Yes, I know it’s all slightly distasteful, this shameless self-promotion, but since I last mentioned my request for votes in the Movie Mogul Fund, I have received an email from them that expressly tells me to canvass.  They even suggested friends, family and Facebook.  I have exactly six friends, my family is dysfunctional in the extreme and, as I neither am, nor am I pretending to be, a thirteen-year old girl, I have no presence on any social networking sites.  I’m not even sure how they work.

Therefore, I can now, legitimately and above-board, request that you go and vote for me.  Even if you don’t like it (and let’s face it, it is a bit pants).

Off you go then.  Rock the vote.

Mine’s towards the bottom of the first page – Gerry Hayes.  I know, I know – I should have used a pseudonym.  Perhaps Guy de Grand-Valise or maybe Ulrich VonLagerberger.  I’ll know better next time.

No pressure, but as I now have no other source of income, if you don’t vote, it’ll be your fault when I’m living in a box, when I’m living in a cardboard box.

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Gerry Hayes

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and deride my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.

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