Efficiency

Two loads of washing wedged tightly into the machine.  Who says men can’t do housework? In your face, naysayers.  I’ve just doubled my productivity.  Ha! I’m off to hoover the dishes.

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and deride my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.