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Efficiency

Posted on | November 18, 2008 | 2 Comments

Two loads of washing wedged tightly into the machine.  Who says men can’t do housework?

In your face, naysayers.  I’ve just doubled my productivity.  Ha!

I’m off to hoover the dishes.

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2 Responses to “Efficiency”

  1. Istvanski
    November 20th, 2008 @ 19:20

    Good thinking, JPT. I came up with a similar idea – I went out and bought a washing machine with a bigger drum. Instant increase in productivity! It’s cool being a bloke, brilliant solutions come naturally to us…

  2. Gerry
    November 22nd, 2008 @ 17:25

    Very true, Ister. Hurrah for bigger brains. Hurrah, I say.

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