The Circle Of Life

1. Wife buys various flora with plans to plant in gargen. 2. Wife leaves them in back yard until she gets around to it. 3. Plants keep blowing over and rolling around garden. 4. I repeatedly pick them up—scooping back up as much compost as I can—for four to six months. 5. Plants die. Go […]

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and deride my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.