Stare Into Space

Never Say Monday Again

INT.  HAYES MEGALOMANIACAL GLOBAL DOMINATION HQ – MORNING
GERRY, a ruggedly handsome, goatee-sporting rake in his 30’s (just), strides purposefully into the dispatching chamber. He stands at the bottom of the murder platform and crosses his manly arms.
GERRY
So, Monday... We meet again.
MONDAY, strapped to the murder platform and whimpering like a girl, looks up with tears [...]

Gerry Hayes

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occassionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and debase my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.

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    • Incredibly helpful and friendly lady in insurance company almost enough to persuade me that their much higher renewal is worth it. Almost. Mar 9th
    • My infirmities thicken and stew as the juices in my head. Surely it must end soon. Mar 9th
    • In a bit, I intend to put off more stuff. First, tea. Mar 8th
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