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The Venn Diagram of Wretchedness

Posted on | March 6, 2013 | Comments Off

Venn diagram wretchedness

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Gerry Hayes

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and deride my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.

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