Enter New Kid

So, in childbirth news, this thing on the left arrived a week ago. This is New Kid. He’s a boy and, added to our six-year old girl, he completes the set. Sadly, he has no beard – even at a week and a day, he’s already a disappointment to his father. Puberty seems a long […]

Ten Minutes To Wapner

Daughter just asked about a touristy, medieval-village thing we visited about a year ago. She’d like to go again as she’s sad we didn’t get to go inside Number 8, ‘where they did the knitting’ but she did enjoy having lunch in Number 10. She’s referring to the numbers on the visitor’s map we used […]

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and deride my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.