Stare Into Space

Guitarless

Sharing time. For the last month or so, I’ve been poking around, trying to get a blog up and running.  Now, I know what you’re thinking – maybe you could spend a bit more time posting here, Hayes. And you’d be right. Still though, I now have yet another distraction to prevent me from updating [...]

I Sat Through That? King Kong

Peter, bloody, Jackson and his bloody interminable, CGI-filled epics.  After taking up an entire day of my life with those annoying little Hobbit bastards, he then nicks another portion of it with this: King Kong. “Pah!” I say, “Pah!” I Sat Through That? – King Kong.

Mega(lithic)

Took to the hills again the other day.  A pleasant walk in North Wicklow around the Dublin border.  Two neighbouring hills – Seefin and Seefingin.  Each has a megalithic tomb on the top (or just off the summit if you want to be pedantic) and quite splendid they are too. Seefin is the most impressive [...]

I Sat Through That – What’s wrong with X-Men

What’s wrong with X-Men?  That must be a good Scrabble score.  If I can work in ‘quixotic’ I’ll have this game wrapped up. But I digress.  Having been subjected to a month or more of X-Men films on most of the eighty channels my TV receives, it’s dawned on me why they’re shit. Wanna know [...]

Gerry Hayes

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and debase my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.

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