Stare Into Space

They were the smallest ears I could find

Posted on | August 28, 2008 | Comments Off

Now that I am unmasked and no longer anonymous, there is little need for further subterfuge. So then, here I am in all my avatary glory.

Gerry-Avatar.jpg

It was made via this place (which seems to be down at the moment).

In reality, I’m not quite so youthful-looking and there is usually more stubble on the rest of my face than shown – the editing options were finite. Other than that, a reasonable likeness I think.

Oh, and my ears are not so big in real life.

Ladies, form an orderly queue.

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Gerry Hayes

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and debase my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.

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