Stare Into Space

It’s not right

Posted on | July 5, 2008 | 6 Comments

Dear god.  While flicking through the channels, I just found Celine Dion singing, in thigh-high boots, a cover of George Harrison’s ‘Something’, as Joe Walsh plays guitar.

So many things wrong.  So many things

Still though, thigh-high boots…

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6 Responses to “It’s not right”

  1. Babaloo
    July 7th, 2008 @ 7:46

    This is a vision that’s going to stay with me for the rest of the day. :-(

  2. Trousers
    July 7th, 2008 @ 9:07

    Count yourself lucky you didn’t see the mini-skirt she wore for another song.

  3. Babaloo
    July 7th, 2008 @ 22:16

    You’ve been watching an awful lot of Celine Dion videos, eh? ;-)

  4. Istvanski
    July 8th, 2008 @ 13:49

    Celine in miniskirt and thigh highs?
    Seems fair enough to me. Depends on the shape of the heels though, obviously…

  5. Trousers
    July 8th, 2008 @ 13:50

    Babaloo: Ooops. I’ve said too much.
    It was some sort of Celine Extravaganza Concert that I happened upon a couple of times while surfing up and down the music channels on Saturday night. Honest.

  6. Trousers
    July 8th, 2008 @ 19:36

    Ister: Obviously. I’m sure she probably smells nice though. Most likely gets bucket-loads of that perfume.

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