Stare Into Space

It’s not right

Dear god.  While flicking through the channels, I just found Celine Dion singing, in thigh-high boots, a cover of George Harrison’s ‘Something’, as Joe Walsh plays guitar. So many things wrong.  So many things Still though, thigh-high boots…

Amélie

How truly beautiful is this film?  Just found it again, showing on one of the C/E/More 4′s.  There are not enough good things to say about it.  I believe there are those that dislike the film.  I can only assume they are morons. How truly beautiful is Audrey Tautou as Amélie?   All innocence and [...]

Gerry Hayes

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and debase my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.

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