Stare Into Space

What are you supposed to say?

Posted on | April 28, 2008 | 3 Comments

My overtired daughter is currently upstairs, wailing that she ‘wants to be a real fairy’.

Bloody kids.

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3 Responses to “What are you supposed to say?”

  1. clarissa
    April 30th, 2008 @ 20:43

    Well, come on … what kind of father are you? Give her the fairy dust.

  2. rockmother
    May 4th, 2008 @ 17:12

    At least she is a girl and not a boy – that would be different.

  3. Trousers
    May 6th, 2008 @ 7:15

    Clarissa: Would that I could.

    RM: A fair point. My neighbour’s 1.5 year-old boy likes to wear his 3.5 year-old sister’s dress-up shoes and stuff. Needs to get him an Action Man I reckon.

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