Stare Into Space

Sick-boy

I’m not feeling well. I woke up yesterday, feeling as if someone had fitted a nice pastry crust to my eyelids and baked them at gas mark 5 for an hour. Had to scrape off a string of yellow gunk before I could see enough to notice that my eyes were all swollen and [...]

If you see a sheep, you’ve gone to far

Irish directions contain no absolutes. They are generally vague, ambiguous and completely relative to the point of view of the person giving them. I suspect it’s a hangover from a time when we didn’t need to go more than a mile or two from our homes to conduct any business that we may [...]

Job done

Well, I’m back from a few days helping some friends record their new album. Excellent progress made – 10 songs tracked and a couple of jams recorded too. Drums, guitar and bass all recorded. Good work. Long days and very long nights. Pretty grueling sessions. Lots and lots of [...]

Let’s rock

Well, for the next few days, I’m off down the country. My interesting life means that I’ll be helping some friends record an album. Rather than a proper Led Zeppelin style, tiny picturesque cottage in Snowdonia or huge, fuck-off, tumbledown mansion however, I’ll be heading to wonderful, sunny Roscommon and a crappy, rented [...]

Gerry Hayes

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occassionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and debase my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.

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    • According to , BBC had a Tourette's doco tonight. Seems my head injury has given me Dead Zone-type psychic pre-tweet powers.
    • How often do you think Monsieur Gilles de la Tourette was called a French bastard?
    • I haven't shaven since 'the noggin incident' a week ago. Am looking pretty full-beardy. I may keep it (esp since itchy stage long finished).
    • There are people for whom a week or more in bed is a wonderful thing. These are odd people. Probably same sort who like nuts in chocolate.
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