Stare Into Space

Simon Pegg doesn’t like fast-moving zombies either

Forgive the poor quality but I was too lazy to do anything but take a picture of the drawing with my iPhone. What do you want?  I don’t have Gary Larson’s money and time.  Or his commitment or talent.

Middle-aged

I am no longer a young man.  I’ve been aware of this for some time but it is occasionally driven home to me. Like now. Two beery nights and I’m a floppy, husk of a man.  Two nights with too little sleep and too much beer and I look like the long-dead corpse of a [...]

Gerry Hayes

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and debase my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.

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