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Mulling: The Future Of Facebook

I’ve been considering Facebook lately. I’m not certain why but it’s been on my mind. Mainly, I’ve been considering its future and wondering if it has much of one. Certainly, half a billion users is nothing to be sneezed at and few could argue with Facebook’s current clout in the Internet world but still I […]

Last One Out, Please Turn Off The Lights

On the off-chance anybody is wondering, I have said my not-so-fond farewells to Facebook. I’m very aware that there was a mass ‘Leave Facebook Day’ a week or so back but I left a few weeks prior to that. I’m no trend-following sheep – I blaze my own trail. Well, in this case anyway. Facebook, […]

Gerry Hayes

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and deride my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.

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    • Injury has left me unable to operate modern technology. Had to hire an intern to take photo and type this tweet. http://t.co/mvqKocmube
    • Sliced off chunk of thumb while sharpening knife. I prefer ironic injuries.
    • Had forgotten how bloody loud the score is in Hammer’s 1958 Dracula. Neighbourhood children all cowering in their beds.
    • Read back through my stream and still astonished I’m not getting paid for this solid gold. Maybe someone can do a kickstarter or something.
    • Wife and daughter out. New Kid a bit unwell and fell asleep early. I’m all confused. I don’t know what normal people do before 9pm.
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    • #peppapig Pedro Pony broke his leg. It’s in a cast and he’s in hospital. I’m explaining to the children that, in real life, he’d be shot.
    • #TheWolfman is deeply awful but at least Hugo Weaving speaks slowly and smugly with impeccable diction. That never gets old, does it?
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