Simon Pegg doesn’t like fast-moving zombies either

Forgive the poor quality but I was too lazy to do anything but take a picture of the drawing with my iPhone. What do you want?  I don’t have Gary Larson’s money and time.  Or his commitment or talent.

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and deride my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.