My belly feels funny

How many mini-muffins do you think equal one regular muffin? How many mini-muffins do you think would be too much to eat in one sitting?

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and deride my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.