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I Sat Through That? King Kong

Peter, bloody, Jackson and his bloody interminable, CGI-filled epics.  After taking up an entire day of my life with those annoying little Hobbit bastards, he then nicks another portion of it with this: King Kong.
“Pah!” I say, “Pah!”
I Sat Through That? – King Kong.

Gerry Hayes

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occassionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and debase my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.

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