Stare Into Space

Guitarless

Sharing time. For the last month or so, I’ve been poking around, trying to get a blog up and running.  Now, I know what you’re thinking – maybe you could spend a bit more time posting here, Hayes. And you’d be right. Still though, I now have yet another distraction to prevent me from updating [...]

Gerry Hayes

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and debase my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.

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    • Two pizzas is too much.
    • Last night, a bloke entered pub toilet, unbuttoned his fly and had a wee all one-handed as he texted with the other. We live in the future.
    • Blackbird making nest in my back yard. Soon I shall steal its eggs and devour their soft-boiled souls.
    • Can I get a grant to research snoozing? The money will go towards tea, biscuits and one of those blankets with sleeves.
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