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I’m going to see Tom Waits

I’m going to see Tom Waits. I’m going to see Tom Waits. I’m going to see Tom Waits. I’m going to see Tom Waits. I’m going to see Tom Waits. I’m going to see Tom Waits. I’m going to see Tom Waits. I’m going to see Tom Waits. [...]

Elf ‘n’ Safety

Someone bumped into me in the canteen and sploshed a good portion of my freshly made Earl Grey over the back of my hand.  As the only way to properly drink Earl Grey is sans milk, it was pretty damn hot.  I now have sore and scalded fingers.
While I am tough and manly enough to [...]

Well, it’s done

ScriptFrenzy ended on 30th April. I’m sure that you’re all on the edge of your tenterhooks wondering if I managed to finish. Wonder no more. I did. I now have a feature-length script sitting on my hard drive.
One hundred and one pages completed within the allocated thirty days. I am now [...]

Gerry Hayes

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occassionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and debase my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.

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    • Incredibly helpful and friendly lady in insurance company almost enough to persuade me that their much higher renewal is worth it. Almost. Mar 9th
    • My infirmities thicken and stew as the juices in my head. Surely it must end soon. Mar 9th
    • In a bit, I intend to put off more stuff. First, tea. Mar 8th
    • Gak! The lurgy deepens. Should I be concerned that an orchestra is following me about, playing Mahler? Mar 8th
    • The contagion continues its assault on my head-holes. Rarely has the word 'mucus' been so apt. Mar 6th

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