Beers
Some beers last night with The Brother. A bit shaky now.
Is it a bad sign if your urine has the colour and consistency of Lyle’s Golden Syrup?
Gerry Hayes
I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and debase my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.
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I'll have a story in Schlock Magazine's quarterly special in September. More info when it's released.
There are a couple of my stories over at Metazen too. Check out Original Sin and The Problem With LEDs.
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- Why yes, I do have my mojo working, thank you very much. Sep 3rd
- Wife decided to work from home, thereby ruining my first day of routine re-establishment as school restarts. Selfish, that's what it is. Sep 1st
- Concerned I've crossed some line - have even smothered peas with Nando's Hot Peri Peri sauce. Aug 31st
- Wailing daughter opened her bedroom door and let go a couple of especially loud wails to ensure I heard. Aug 31st
- Daughter: Shut your mouth, you. Me: Don't tell me to shut my mouth. Daughter: Shut your mouth please? Aug 30th