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Beers

Some beers last night with The Brother.  A bit shaky now. Is it a bad sign if your urine has the colour and consistency of Lyle’s Golden Syrup?

Gerry Hayes

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and debase my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.

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