Good Friday

To commemorate the death, by crucification, of Jesus Christ, the Irish people customarily mark the occasion by getting completely off their faces.  You see, due to some odd connection between the licencing laws and the Catholic church, pubs here are closed for only two days of the year.  On Christmas Day and on Good Friday [...]

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and debase my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.