Stare Into Space

Sick again

Not the closer from Physical Graffiti, but my condition. Had to go to the doctor’s on Tuesday. Bronchitis, don’t you know? Unpleasant. Painful. Spent the last two days in bed and would have spent today in bed too had not my wife called to say that she forgot to bring [...]

Gerry Hayes

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occasionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and debase my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.

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    • Why yes, I do have my mojo working, thank you very much.
    • Wife decided to work from home, thereby ruining my first day of routine re-establishment as school restarts. Selfish, that's what it is.
    • Concerned I've crossed some line - have even smothered peas with Nando's Hot Peri Peri sauce.
    • Wailing daughter opened her bedroom door and let go a couple of especially loud wails to ensure I heard.
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