I’d never eaten in Planet Hollywood before but was relatively sure of what to expect. Mediocre food and loads of movie tat on the walls I thought and that was, pretty much, the way it panned out.

I hadn’t, however, expected to see a customer pointing out, to a waiter, something on the floor, only to have the waiter chase said ’something’ and capture it in a glass. I’m not certain what it was as the waiter, for the benefit of the diners, popped a small bag over the glass to obscure its contents before carrying it into the kitchen.  There are so many things wrong there that it’s hard to know where to begin.

I also hadn’t expected the movie tat to be quite so extensive that I would have to sit and eat my uninspiring burger under this:

The picture was taken from my seat.  You try eating a burger as a, mostly naked, Sylvester Stallone stares down at you from above.  It’s more than a little disconcerting, I can tell you.