Stare Into Space

Just frickin’ weird

Last night, I had an odd dream.
I was Telly Savalas. You know, Kojak.
Wait, it gets weirder…
I, as Telly, was going to meet the Pope. The actual Pope. The Big Catholic Cheese.
In the Vatican, a cardinal (possibly, my knowledge of the upper echelons of the Catholic hierarchy is limited) asked me to wait as he went [...]

Gerry Hayes

Gerry Hayes

I mostly sit around all day and drink tea. Occassionally, I write stuff and send it to strangers so they can humiliate me and debase my efforts. Other than the self-harm to dull the shame of failure, it's not a bad life. Like I say, there's tea.

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    • Incredibly helpful and friendly lady in insurance company almost enough to persuade me that their much higher renewal is worth it. Almost.
    • My infirmities thicken and stew as the juices in my head. Surely it must end soon.
    • In a bit, I intend to put off more stuff. First, tea.
    • Gak! The lurgy deepens. Should I be concerned that an orchestra is following me about, playing Mahler?
    • The contagion continues its assault on my head-holes. Rarely has the word 'mucus' been so apt.
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